- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Turtles

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

knock knock go away

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Global Warming.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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