- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who just made fun of katie matt

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

Why did the woman die Because she was old

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

I Love Hitler.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

The mets are 3-0 this season

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Religion

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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