- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

why did the chicken cross the road

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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