What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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dildo

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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