- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

1+1= 69

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

So a seal walks into a club...

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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