- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A man walks into a bar.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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