What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

What's in there? Get outta there...

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Womens rights.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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CHEEZECAKE

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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