- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a seal walks into a club...

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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