-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Anti Joke

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