ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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apple pie.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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