Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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why did the man die? he got shot

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Hello world

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What what In the butt

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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