- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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