- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

i have aids and a chode

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

knock knock go away

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

knock knock come in

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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