apple pie.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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black people. that is all...

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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