- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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What's big? Jupiter.

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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