A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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