Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

The Aristocrats

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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