why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Women's rights

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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kennah campion... being nice

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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What time is it? 10:58

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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