A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

knock knock come in

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

potato

balls in ya mouf

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

That's unfortunate.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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