- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

hi my name is? joe

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

What is a dog? Bark

So one time this woman was learning...

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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