Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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I hate you.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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