Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What comes after "Q" R

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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hahaha

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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apple pie.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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