- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock Come in!

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Small breasts.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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