Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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