Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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