Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

What's red and silly? A blood clot

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

im jewish

milly, milly, milly, cat

the cow goes moo

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

nathan palmer has a big head !

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

A baby seal walks into a club

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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