Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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live babies

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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blubber vaginass CC

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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