Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

why did the chicken cross the road

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

A man walks into a bar.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

who just made fun of katie matt

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Women's rights

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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