Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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