- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

I like to eat.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

A man walks into a bar.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

I got shot, you laughed

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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