Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

does this look unsure to you?

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What's in there? Get outta there...

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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