How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Black people are innocent.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What what In the butt

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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