- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

The mets are 3-0 this season

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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