A baby seal walks in to a club

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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An antijoke

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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jgkbk,mn

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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