Women's rights.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

knock knock you may come in

An antijoke

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Ruller

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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