your moms so fat she has kankles

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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live babies

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Women's rights

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Anti Joke

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