- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

You are the third derivative of the position function.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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