why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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your fat

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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wat?

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Gay rights

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Knock knock, come in.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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