What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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A joke

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knock knock go away

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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A scottish man having fun

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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