Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Lacrosse

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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johann grayson being liked

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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