Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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A black man killed someone

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Women rights..

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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