What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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I love you very much.

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mitt romney

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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1+1= 69

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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