Women rights..

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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