What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Obama

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Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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