Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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womens rights

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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