So a seal walks into a club...

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Obama

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Robin, get in the car.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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does this look unsure to you?

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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