- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

I like your hair

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

What's funnier than 24? 25

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