A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

what color is blue? green

What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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