What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Ruller

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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noodles

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The Bible

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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