A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Ben is gay

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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