What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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I can't see my forehead

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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