- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

Carlton

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Kim Kardashian.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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