The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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