- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

your moms so fat she has kankles

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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I like your hair

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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