why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

I like your hair

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

I love you.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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