An Amish walks into Best Buy

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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mitt romney

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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I can't see my forehead

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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NEVER

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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