Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

your fat

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

women's rights

dildo

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

Johnny just finished his pie.

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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