what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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A scottish man having fun

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Rick Perry.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Womens rights.

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45.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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women's rights

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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