What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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son, you're adopted.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Potato salad

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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