What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Goat balls.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

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