99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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knock knock go away

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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