Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Goat balls.

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69

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An antijoke

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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NEVER

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Dallas Cowboys

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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