What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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P0P T4Rt

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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youre gay

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Popsicles

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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A black man killed someone

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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