A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Goat balls.

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BIG PENIS

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An antijoke

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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NEVER

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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A man walks into a bar.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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