Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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William Raines.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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I'm Spartacus

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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hi bye

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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