What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Military intelligence.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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A fish walks into a bar

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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