- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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