What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Knock knock, come in.

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I like jokes.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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