- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

noodles

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

I Love Hitler.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

France never surrender.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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