What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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