- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

So this blonde walks into a library.

^that joke's not funny

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

Scott

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Kenny G

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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