- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Where to, sir? Forward.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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