A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Lacrosse

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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