Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Women's Rights

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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