What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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I can't see my forehead

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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