roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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