Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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guess what?

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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