- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

How Long is a Chinese man.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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