Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

What's 1+1? 4.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

A man sat down Then he stood up

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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